where or where could a carrier be???

Daniel Camara Submitted this review about Express Auto Transport
Review made Live: 10/6/2009 11:25:00 PM
Holly diesel fuel Batman, why did you cancel your order with Express Auto to transport the Batmobile to our new home? Well Robin, we all have our good days and our bad days and the Jokers at Express Auto was having one of those bad days. From the get go when I spoke with the Riddler Michael, I knew there was going to be trouble. One of the first things he said was, "Do you have a neighbor to leave the keys with, just in case there's a problem. Which lead me to believe, "THERE'S A PROBLEM" or he rukns into a lot of problems.
I did get a call from Catwoman Lynette in a very timely manor, saying she would be handling my account. But a week later, BAM! Called back informing me that she hasn't found a carrier and I had better come up with a plan B. (what did I tell you? and I never took rocket science in school) I told her, there is NO plan B. (I don't have a Batsignal, nor do I have anything hidden in my utility belt.) A plan B, would be for me to cancle my flight ($$$) and hang around (in the Batcave) for a couple of days. (which looks like with the Jokers at Express Auto could trun out to be weeks!) Plan C, would be to keep my flight, then wait for a call from Catwoman on the Batphone, catch a last minute flight ($$$) back to Arizona, turn over the keys, then beat it back to Skyharbor to catch a last minute ($$$) redeye back home, as not to lose but one day of work.
Would I recommend Express Auto to any of my friends for transporting their auto? Well... unless their the Penguin and have the time for Hell to freeze over before having it picked up, I'd stay out of Gothum City. Next time I need the Batmobile transported, I'll find a carrier who has their own trucks and not deal with a broker. Oh yea, I was NEVER informed of the companies so called, "Guaranteed Plan" at an additional cost.